1. ecce homer simpson

     

  2. Behold! a real fucker

     

  3. yo friendos just an update

    i found a roommate and am not going to be homeless probably + i love all of you who spread the word (and those who did not, but slightly less so) + i am still in a precarious financial position so im still accepting commissions/donations w/ abject gratitude

    ok thanks bye!!

     

  4. Anonymous asked: Whats ur fursona

    isnt it redundant for a centaur to have a fursona

     

  5. more-falafel-please:

    orbsteeb:

    yearly the April Fool, chosen by lottery, is dragged into the street and kicked to death by nerds. please report to the fool hut to be fitted for your ceremonial boots

    u callin me a nerd, chump

    yeah. yes.

     

  6. yearly the April Fool, chosen by lottery, is dragged into the street and kicked to death by nerds. please report to the fool hut to be fitted for your ceremonial boots

     

  7. alexridethewave89:

    orbsteeb:

    alexridethewave89:

    orbsteeb:

    because my existence on this earth is an incessant cavalcade of the strange and obscene, my roommate just announced without warning that hes moving out in the first week or so of april. what this means is that ive got two weeks to either find a new roommate or a new place to stay.

    If I can find a job there, looking about the bay area for any positions, applied for americorps but it wouldn’t be soon enough

    hey

    Hey, how’s it going

    haha well,

    i cant find your ask box so hmu if you want to talk job stuff or w/e

     

  8. alexridethewave89:

    orbsteeb:

    because my existence on this earth is an incessant cavalcade of the strange and obscene, my roommate just announced without warning that hes moving out in the first week or so of april. what this means is that ive got two weeks to either find a new roommate or a new place to stay.

    If I can find a job there, looking about the bay area for any positions, applied for americorps but it wouldn’t be soon enough

    hey

     

  9. 2k14 poem commissions

    orbsteeb:

    HELLO

    im steeb and also Elias I.K.B. and im a sexy broke wordboy with a heart of gold and nothing left to lose. if you would like a personalized poem, bespoke literary analysis or parody, professional-quality editing or proofreading, or just to help a moody cutie buy groceries, i am here 2 help!! 

    here is some of my previous work:

    most recently i have been collaborating with eliza on the problem glyph series, which we have cool + big plans for.

    testimonials can be found here. the money and emotional support i received from my last round of commissions helped me through a dire situation and i am unspeakably grateful. 

    i will write you anything. it does not have to be a poem. i am also an experienced and overeducated editor and am Really Good at academic writing.

    pay what you want. everything helps. i have written poems for $50 and i have written them for $5 and been grateful for both. the ~average donation~ seems to be in the $10-$30 range but i am only too happy to work something out. im broke, you’re broke, i understand. anything is appreciated. just email me a topic or suggestion and some dollars and i will do the rest!

    and here is a cool new thing: for an additional $20, i will professionally print and ship to you a copy of your personalized poem, all fancy-like. 

    my paypal and email can both be accessed with the invocation elias(.)isaac(.)b(at)gmail(.)com

    lets get that free verse, america. even if you aint got some dollars, reblogs are always appreciated!! i love you

    and heres that commission post for those who aint got time for “links” and “clicking” (i feel you)

    i promise that ill do my best to keep personal posts on this blog to a minimum but this is just a thing that needs to be addressed immediately 

     

  10. attn: bay area friends

    because my existence on this earth is an incessant cavalcade of the strange and obscene, my roommate just announced without warning that hes moving out in the first week or so of april. what this means is that ive got two weeks to either find a new roommate or a new place to stay.

    if there is anyone out there looking for an apartment, this place is extremely cheap and well located. it’s in Richmond, CA, one block away from the BART, right across the street from a decent little grocery store. there are two bedrooms and rent is $400 + utilities and there’s a friendly pitbull named Gucci Badass right next door.

    as far as roommates go im absurdly quiet and undemanding. i will not require you to “hang out.” im queer and queer friendly. 

    even if you arent in a hurry to move in with an internet stranger, now would be an excellent time to commission a poem or even just tell your friends.

    hmu if you have any questions. im not sure if the situation is “desperate” but its certainly Urgent.

    thank you.