because my existence on this earth is an incessant cavalcade of the strange and obscene, my roommate just announced without warning that hes moving out in the first week or so of april. what this means is that ive got two weeks to either find a new roommate or a new place to stay.
if there is anyone out there looking for an apartment, this place is extremely cheap and well located. it’s in Richmond, CA, one block away from the BART, right across the street from a decent little grocery store. there are two bedrooms and rent is $400 + utilities and there’s a friendly pitbull named Gucci Badass right next door.
as far as roommates go im absurdly quiet and undemanding. i will not require you to “hang out.” im queer and queer friendly.
even if you arent in a hurry to move in with an internet stranger, now would be an excellent time to commission a poem or even just tell your friends.
hmu if you have any questions. im not sure if the situation is “desperate” but its certainly Urgent.