*lacrosse players huddle, terrified in a dark dorm room* “bro… do you think those f-fucking classics nerds will be back tonight?”
*there is a sudden pounding at the door*
"HEY CHAD. YOUR MOM BLOWS MORE DICKS THAN AEOLUS AT A GOP CONVENTION"
"just ignore them man they’ll go away ev-"
"HEY BRENDAN, YOUR MOM HANDLES MORE HOGS THAN CIRCE"
"JAKE IS YOUR MOTHER BABY HERACLES B/C IM PRETTY SURE I SAW HER TAKIN ON TWO SNAKES AT ONCE LAST NIGHT"
"bro this is immature and sexis-"
"WE BRINGIN THE HEAT LIKE PROMETHEUS"