i am a sick man, a wretched man. hounded by perdition. a mendicant answerless against the baleful inquisition of the sun. i do not know when last i slept or tasted food. lonely and manic, animated by loathsome purpose. heed me, traveler: i will not rest, i will not laugh, i will not draw unsorrowed breath until i find and fight whomever registered the username “A POWERFUL MILF” on every social media website and thereby usurped my destiny….